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Funny Poem (กลอนตลกฝรั่ง)
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>Roses are red, violets are blue
>Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
>Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
>Not in a cage but laughing at you.
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>Twinkle twinkle little star
>You should know what you are
>And once you know what you are
>Mental hospital is not so far.
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>The rain makes all things beautiful.
>The grass and flowers too.
>If rain makes all things beautiful
>Why doesn't it rain on you?
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>I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
>I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
>then ~ I wrote your name on my heart
> And I got a heart attack straight away
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> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
> HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
> HE saw me in dark, HE created light
> HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
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> When your life is in darkness, pray to God
> ask him to free you from darkness
> and if after you pray,
> you're still in darkness,
> please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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