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Last Wish (cute)
Morris
returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor
has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given
the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.
Naturally,
she agrees, so
they make love.
About
6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and
says,
'Honey,
you know I now have
only 18 hours to live.
Could
we please do it one
more time?'
Of
course, the wife agrees,
and they do it again.
Later,
as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch
and
realizes that he now has
only 8 hours left.
He
touches his wife's
shoulder and asks,
'Honey,
please... just one
more time before I die.'
She
says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third
time.
After
this session, the wife
rolls over and falls to
sleep.
Morris,
however, worried about his impending death,
tosses
and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He
taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more
hours.
Do
you think we
could..'
At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is
enough
I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'
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