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[1] Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship
in which one person is always right
and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth
is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad.
A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without,
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens
who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing
more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves
leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage
requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old
when you enjoy remembering things
more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter
how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It's funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
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