A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO REACHES FOR YOUR HAND AND TOUCHES YOUR HEART
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14 พฤศจิกายน 2551

Can I borrow your dog?


A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a ‘Pit-bull’ on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow your dog?"

"Get in line."

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Create Date : 14 พฤศจิกายน 2551
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แวะมาขำ และเรียนรู้คำศัพท์ใหม่ๆด้วย เพิ่งรู้จักคำว่า hearse วันนี้เอง

 

โดย: น้องมดเล็ก -Tokyo in Dream 14 พฤศจิกายน 2551 3:44:37 น.  

 

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คงมีคนรอคิวขอยืมเจ้าหมาตัวนี้เยอะมาก

 

โดย: โสดในซอย 14 พฤศจิกายน 2551 9:07:51 น.  

 


An elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a great risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

 

โดย: thai me up 14 พฤศจิกายน 2551 10:38:39 น.  

 

ก๊ากก ก๊ากกก มาขำด้วยคน
อิ อิ อิ นึกว่ามายืมหมาด้วยเรื่องอะไรกัน

 

โดย: Shallow Grave 14 พฤศจิกายน 2551 14:16:04 น.  

 



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