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Matrimonial Advertisements FISHERMAN Wife wanted. Must be able to dig, clean, cook works and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer to get yourself the original genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelors around is now looking for a wife. You could be the lucky on he chooses. Must have own house, car and a successful career. ECONOMIST I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest. MATHEMATICIAN Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit. IT CONSULTANT Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiently. Compatibility could be an issue.
BUSINESSMAN Wife wanted for company. POLITICIAN I feel there is a need in this world to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and shortcomings. I believe that we need someone to share our lives, to feel the joy of parenthood and bear the social responsibilities as we should in a civilized society.
CAR DEALER Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition. FARMER Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breeding. LAWYER I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I am looking for should be strictly a girl with evidence to support this view. She should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever. PILOT Wife required to complete my life. Consider only levelheaded applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul and she must be absolutely aerodynamically sound. BANKER Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. ACCOUNTANT Required a girl - 5' 8" with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family. BUILDER Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up. DOCTOR I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it is fine by me. ARMY COMMANDO My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares will win. Camouflage provided. RACE CAR DRIVER A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace. 55555555555555555555555555555555555
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