A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO REACHES FOR YOUR HAND AND TOUCHES YOUR HEART
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THIS IS SO FUNNEEEEE


THIS IS SO
FUNNEEEEE!!!


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man
+ smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss
+ smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING
MATH


A man will
pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman
worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful
man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be
happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her
at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married
men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to
die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman
marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Create Date : 07 พฤศจิกายน 2551
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so philosophy......

 

โดย: tuk-tuk@korat 8 พฤศจิกายน 2551 8:14:41 น.  

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