Intern Rules.
Intern(?) rules
The three laws of call
Sleep when you can, eat when you can
bring a pillow from home
You are not alone, call for back up early
from Beruti's Interns survival guide
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Marik's Common Sense Rule
* Don't assume the obvious
* When in doubt, don't
* Common diseases occur commonly
* When doing a procedure remember nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
(Corollary : If something can go wrong it will)
* Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, they will
* Never open a can of worms unless you plan to go fishing
* Nothing in medicine stays the same
* The Law of Subspecialization : If you are a hammer the world looks like a nail
* An acute surgical abdomen is when a good surgeon says it's an acute surgical abdomen. There is no test for it
* Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is a) positive, or b) negative. If both answers are the same, don't do the test. Corollary : If a test is unlikely to change your management, don't order it.
* There is no manifestation that cannot be caused by agiven drug
* If a drug is not working, stop it
* If you are not sure what a drug is doing, stop it
* The quality of patient care is inversely proportional to the number of consultants on any particular case
* If it cannot be read, don't write it
* Any order that can be misunderstood, will be misunderstood
* Never ignore a nurse's obsevation
* Be kind to nurses, and they will be kind to you. Be unkind to nurses, and they will make your life miserable
* When you don't know what to do, do nothing. Corollary : Doing something harmful is not better than doing nothing
* No organ ever fails in isolation
* Empty vessels make the most noise
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