GOOD REASONS FOR BEING.........

GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A HONGKIE

1. We are Hongkies not Chinese
2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn
3. Jackie Chan is our icon
4. We can live in 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment
5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age
6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa
or the chinese mainlanders
7. No one can threaten Hong Kong, except the few expat Cathay
Pilots
8. Gambling is more interesting than sex
9. We produce a lot of Ms. Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the
rich and famous.

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GOOD REASONS FOR BEING SINGAPOREANS

1. We are not Chinese
2. Everyone hates us except ourselves
3. Famous for Orchard Road
4. We have our own island
5. Proud of our world class Airport, world class MRT, world
class airline,world class telcom......
6. We know how to spell 'Salvatore Ferragamo'
7. We know how to enjoy vacation in M'sia - keep a few RM50
notes before you enter the highway: can throw anything,
anytime, anywhere and always wash our cars at the resort.
8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl
"Do u have CPF?"
9. Never fear getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride
will get you into the sea.
10. We'll never hv to worry about finding Mr or Ms right coz
Govt will find one for us.
11. 1 Sing = 2.2 ringgit nyeh-nyeh-nyeh.. nyeh !
12. It's OK to be Kiasu. It's part of our culture.

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GOOD REASONS FOR BEING INDONESIANS

1. We are not Australian
2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia
3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude our Navy and
Coast guards.
4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries
5. We can blame everything on Suharto or Habibie or Gus Dur or
Megawati or... whoever sitting up there.
6. Only in Indonesia can u get involved in real demonstrations
daily for different causes and see No results.
7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo-Yo, it can go up and down just bcoz
the IMF say so.....
8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn about the haze
9. We dont need firefighters as our good neighbours will
provide.......

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GOOD REASONS BEING A MALAYSIAN

1. World tallest Building, Best F1 circuit, biggest pewter
mug, highest standard of university admission... coz Malaysia
Boleh
2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another
driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting radio and bribing
the cop all at the same time.
3. Divorce by sending SMS
4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot w the cop.
5. Teh Tarek & Roti Canai is the favourite supper
6. We can save a lot of electricity bcoz our TV shows r so
crappy
7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or
Keadilan or.....some other western countries.
8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one
to carry the ladder, one to change a street bulb and three
others 'supervising'.
9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to
2 lane when cops are sighted ahead.
10. There's always something for the PSD (or JKR )to do - They
dig, resurface, dig and resurface.......on the same area.
11. All main roads are designated highway coz it gives the govt
a reason to collect toll.
12. Our Govt can NEVER be wrong. GOOD,EH ???

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