Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told
me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4

Wife: What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?
Husband: Golfing with friends, my dear.
Wife: What? At 2 am?!
Husband: Yes, We used night clubs. _____________________________________________________

Stress Reliever # 5

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter
Who left you a fortune"
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Stress Reliever # 6

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever # 7

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever # 9

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Stress Reliever # 10

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: A Billionaire

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