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New Alphabets
สมัยที่ยังเป็นเด็ก คุณครูก็สอนให้ท่อง ก ข กอ กา ควบคู่ไปกับ A B C แต่พอเราโตขึ้น โอกาสที่จะได้ใช้มีไม่มากมายนัก แม่ปุ้มก็กลัวเพื่อนบ้านจะลืม
ลองมาดูกันนะคะว่า A B C New version จะเป็นยังไง
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New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float.
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
The
New
Alphabets
Start
Now...
 's for arthritis;
 's the bad back,
 's the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?
 's for dental decay and decline,
 's for eyesight, can't read that top line!
 's for fissures and fluid retention,
 's for gas which we'd rather not mention.
 's for High blood pressure-We'd rather it is low;
 's for incisions with scars you can show.
 's for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
 's for knees that crack when they bend.
 's for libido, what happened to sex?
 's for memory; we forget what comes next.
 's neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
 's for osteo, bones that don't grow!
 's for prescriptions. We have quite a few...
Just give us a pill and we'll be good as new!
 's for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
 's for reflux, one meal turns to two.
 's for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
 's for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
 's for urinary; troubles with flow;
 's for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
 's for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
 's for X-ray, and what might be found.
 's for another year we are left here behind,
 's for zest WE still have - in OUR minds.
We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and
We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.
IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY.
IF NOT, YOUR TURN WILL COME!
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's for arthritis;
's the bad back,
's the chest pains, 
's for dental decay and decline,
's for eyesight, can't read that top line!
's for fissures and fluid retention,
's for gas which we'd rather not mention.
's for High blood pressure-We'd rather it is low;
's for incisions with scars you can show.
's for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
's for knees that crack when they bend. 
's for libido, what happened to sex?
's for memory; we forget what comes next.
's neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
's for osteo, bones that don't grow! 
's for prescriptions. We have quite a few...
's for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
's for reflux, one meal turns to two. 
's for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
's for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
's for urinary; troubles with flow;
's for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
's for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
's for X-ray, and what might be found.
's for another year we are left here behind,
's for zest WE still have - in OUR minds. 
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