Law School Musical โดย Owen Jarvis นักศึกษากฎหมาย University of Maryland law school
ฉบับ Cover โดย Bruce Chang
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I used to think I was smart Till I came to law school I used to sleep at night Till I came to law school I used to have a life Till I came to law school I thought I was the shit And now I know I'm not shit Thanks to law school
I can't stand when I see Friends and family And they ask me,How's law school? And I have to say something besides It's driving me crazy And the work is endless And the stress relentless And my arguments defenseless And my choice of profession Was senseless
You know I used to have a sense of humor Till I came to law school I never used to hear voices Till I came to law school I never had grey hairs Till I came to law school I thought I was the shit And now I know I'm not shit Thanks to law school
And this One-L life is hell Getting by on the cheapest shit The liquor store sells This One-L life is hell All I own are mashed potatoes And a broke-ass Dell This One-L life is hell For everything I learn I forget something else And this One-L life is hell Made me a shadow of my former self
And they say it gets better But the damage is done I bleed reasonableness and jurisidction The cases are scriptures Outlines are bibles Professors are preachers And my friends are my rivals And for now no one will hire me And if they did they'd soon fire me
But I guess I'll be happy When I'm a retiree Cuz right now I'm broke And my checkbook's my diary If you got cash to spare Could you please wire me? I'll pay you back when I pass the bar And leave law school