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Why .....do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
the garage.

Why .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.

Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic
Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do
'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called
a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize
the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole
plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all
stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
the terminal?
Why? Good question.

Now that you've smiled at least
once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to (may be even a
chuckle)....in other words, send it to
everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.