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Great Quotes
by Great Ladies

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
happened.
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her
up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
~ Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
~ Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
~ Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
~ Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
~ Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~ Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
~ Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
~ Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
~ Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
~ Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~ Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
~ Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at
once.
~ Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
~ Catherine

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
~ Kathy Buckley

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb --
and I'm also not blonde.
~ Dolly Parton

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
~ Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
~ Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country.
~ Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
~ Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman.
~ Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
~ Gloria Steinem

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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