When I had some free time to take a look at Windows 8, I realized that I couldn't be impartial. The thing blows, and in this cartoon illustration, I show exactly why.

Contains naughty words, and graphic employee ID card violence.

My background is in tech journalism and B2B tech marketing. I'd love to produce one of these videos for your company - contact brian.boyko@gmail.com if you're interested. I also do live video in the Austin area.