THE FREAKIEST SHOW I KNOW
IS THE SHOW OF MY OWN
LIVING MY LIFE IN AND OUT
OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE

BUST MY BRITCHES
BLESS MY SOUL
I'M A FREAK OF NATURE
WALKING TOTEM POLE
LOOK AND SEE I THINK YOU'LL AGREE
NOBODY WEIRD LIKE ME

INTERCOURSE WITH A PORPOISE
IS A DREAM FOR ME
HELL BENT ON INVENTING
A NEW SPECIES

BUST MY BRITCHES
BLESS MY SOUL
I'M A FREAK OF NATURE
WALKING TOTEM POLE
LOOK AND SEE I THINK YOU'LL AGREE
NOBODY WEIRD LIKE ME

RIDING DOWN THE PATH
ON THE BACK OF A GIRAFFE
ME AND THE GIRAFFE LAUGHED
CAUSE I PASSED SOME GAS

BUST MY BRITCHES
BLESS MY SOUL
I'M A FREAK OF NATURE
WALKING TOTEM POLE
LOOK AND SEE I THINK YOU'LL AGREE
NOBODY WEIRD LIKE ME

ENCHANTED AS A RABBIT
THAT MY LIFE IS A DREAM
WELL EVERYTHING IS NEVER
JUST AS IT SEEMS

THE FREAKIEST SHOW I KNOW
IS THE SHOW OF MY OWN
LIVING MY LIFE IN AND OUT
OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE