Football, baseball, basket ball games Drinkin bear, kickin ass and takin down names With the top down, get-a-round, shootin the line Summer is here and johnnys feelin fine
But johnny cant read Summer is over and hes gone to seed Johnny cant read He never learned nothin that hell ever need
Well, johnny can dance and johnny can love Johnny can push and johnny can shove Johnny can hang out; johnny can talk tough Johnny can get down and johnny can throw up
But johnny cant read Summer is over and hes gone to seed (you know that), johnny cant read He never learned nothin that hell ever need Well, is it teachers fault? oh no! Is it mommys fault? oh no! Is it societys fault? oh no! Well is it johnnys fault? ohhhhh nooooo!
Couple years later, johnnys on the run Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun Well, he went and did something that he shouldnt Oughta done F.b.i. on his tail Use a gun-go to jail But johnny cant read Summer is over and hes gone to seed (you know that), johnny cant read He never learned nothin that hell ever need Well is is teachers fault? oh no Is it mommies fault? oh no Is it the presidents fault? oh no Well is it johnnys fault? ohhhhh nooooo!
Johnny can dance and johnny can love Johnny can push and johnny can shove Johnny can pinball; johnny can talk tough Johnny can get down and johnny can throw up
Well, recess is over Recess is over!
Sitcoms, t.&a. Johnnys mind is blown away Cop shows, horror flicks Johnnys brain is full of bricks Rock show, video Boob tube, rubiks cube Game fools, sunday school Gain fans(? ), gobble gangs(? ) Wonka wonka wonka Theres a new kid in town...