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7 กุมภาพันธ์ 2555
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Cool Marriage Jokes
Text Messaging :

Husband Sends The Following Message To His Wife

My Love,

If You're Sleeping, Send Me Your Dreams.

If You're Smiling, Send Me Your Smile.

If You're Crying, Send Me Your Tears.

I Love You.

Wife Texted Back :

I'm In The Toilet,

What Should I Send You?

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For Sale :Wedding Dress, Size 8. Worn Once By Mistake.

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are

Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate To Come

Out.

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel
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“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno
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You know what I did before I married? Anything wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

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: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash

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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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