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Kids are so smart these days...........



Some feel that kids are getting dumber these days. After reading following conversation they will have to change their opinion.




TEACHER : If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

JOHNNY : Big hands!




TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!





TEACHER : How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT : Seven.
TEACHER : How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT : Nine.
TEACHER : That's impossible.
STUDENT : No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.






TEACHER : Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY : Me!





TEACHER : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.





TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."




SILVIA : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA : Your name on this report card.





TEACHER : In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY : You can't fool me, teacher... snakes don't have feet.





TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE : Don't bite any.





TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... " I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. "





MOTHER : Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR : You said it was my lunch money.

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