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Let me make one thing clear: this has nothing to do with love.
I am no expert. The very word makes me nauseous and sets my body to a defensive mode.

But I have had my heart broken once or twice. Badly. By some pathetic loser.

Somebody should have whacked me across the head with a Dr.Phil self-help bestseller in hard cover – it may have been enough to cause selective amnesia.

Not only have I said and done it all in the name of witless love, I have listened excruciatingly to my girlfriends and their hearts lament on losing Mr.Loser, er, Mr.Right. And the twisted plot to get him back.

What I bemoan most of all is that not one good sista gave it to me straight. That I will change.

So, if a looming break-up is coming your way (trust me, we can all set it coming!), read, learn and gain wisdom from the mistakes of others because you don’t want to make them all.

Firstly – delete, delete, delete all traces of your ex, starting with your mobile phone.

If you are an IM user, block him immediately and blacklist his email address from your mailbox.

Then remove every piece of clothing, toiletry and dirty underwear he left behind in your bathroom. And no, don’t even think of washing and neatly packaging these into a bundle of him. The concierge has closed and will not be re-opening. Ever.

Whatever you do, DO NOT call him.

The bottom line is if he dumped you, he is not into you. Sound familiar?
OK, so there are those lucky people that get back together and live happily ever after – in the movies.

If you are living in the same world as I, you know it is the exception, not the rule.

In your moment of pathetic weakness, it is completely understandable and even acceptable to max out your credit card for much needed retail therapy. Even indulge in uncharacteristically obscene behavior including binge-drinking, a drunken pash or two with complete strangers, or hysterical emotional outbursts in embarrassingly crowded places. Just make sure you are in the company of people who give a dam about you – your friends.

Scream. Cry. Laugh. Do whatever it takes to flush him out of your system. But for goodness sake, do not call your ex.

Should I return the gold watch he gave me? Are you kidding me? It is yours. Keep it. Or better yet, take all the valuable items he’s ever given you to Cash Converters. Then buy yourself a new pair of Jimmy Choos. It will elevate your height as well as your mood.

The sweetest revenge is to live a happy life. And it is the only way to live but first, change your sheets. Call your friends. Dance around the house in your underwear or naked if you prefer. Attend a party. Drink good champagne. Wear amazingly red lipstick. Strut around in ridiculously high stilettos. Visit your hairdresser. Smile.
Chat up a good looking guy at a funky bar. Wear perfume. Flirt. Play games and play it cool.

This time, you are the predator, not the prey. Take a risk. You are so sexy. Who wouldn’t want you?

By:Robelen Bajar,MX

Create Date : 07 กันยายน 2550
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