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SNAKE ON THE FLOOR!
by merveillesxx
On Friday, 13th night, I have arrived home about 1 AM. As I was pushing the light switch, my eyes glimpsed something unusual. At first, I thought why someone laid a rubber tube in my house. But when I carefully gazed it, I almost cried out because...
It was a SNAKE!!
Even It was just a little green snake but I felt extremely panic and didn't know what to do. Should I call 191? wake up my mother? or phone to a friend who is a veterinarian? But since we are all in globalization era, therefore, I decided to go to my room, start up my computer, online my MSN, and find someone to talk with.
The first person I have met was Penkor. After I had told him about the snake, he replied back "which one on your head?". Oh F**k You! Funny as hell! This gave me a lesson that I should not rely on anybody else, specially, the wrong one.
The second lesson I realized was I should not marry. Why? Because if the situation like this happen, my girlfriend may scream as hell and yell at me to get rid of it or do something. But sorry, I can't help her in every aspects and I may the one who scream louder than her.
After I had contemplated about many things, I just got the idea that I should take a picture of that snake as the memorial evidence of Friday 13th. So I came to downstairs, raised my cellphone up, and then clicked the focus. Yes! I got it. (I wanna give a million thank to a genius who has created the zoom function. I still have my breath because of it.)
And this is my goddamn old dog. She was sleeping very well and didn't concern of any danger. Certainly, she is such a f**k bitch.
Acutally, I truely know I have only two options about this damn snake. First: kill it, or second: throw it out. But I didn't have enough capacity to do both of them. So I let it to the professional. Yes! my mom.
Here is the note I have left to my mom. The red sign is where the snake is.
FYI: we are such a hi-tech family because we always communicate with the note or post-it. For example, when I come back to my home I may find these messages on the table "There is a sushi in the refrigerator", "Don't forget to lock the door" or "Are you free on Saturday? Because the air-cleaner will come to our house."
About 5 AM, my mom woke up and found my note. Since I haven't yet been in bed, I opened the door and informed her about the snake again. Both of us came to downstairs togehter to see it. And we just realized that it was nearly dead. Anyway, my mom still decided to use the final solution. She tightly grabed the PVC pipe and smacked to its head severely. And then let me hit it again about 3-4 times. Finally, that poor snake went to the better place.
Actually, this is the first time in two weeks that I have a physical talk with my family. Ironically, our family activity is killing the snake!
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) ... แต่พอเห็นคนบนๆ เขียน แล้วก็คิดว่า จริงๆ น้องต่อน่าถ่ายงูไว้เป็นพร็อพส่วนนึงของหนังสั้นเรื่องหน้าเหมือนกันนะเนี่ย เผื่อจะได้ไอเดียอะไรเด็ดๆ อิๆ 
... ตรงข้ามกับคุณแม่พี่เลยครับ ถ้าเธอลงมาจากต่างจังหวัดมาที่ห้องพี่ พี่-ซึ่งปกติเวลาอยู่กับเพื่อนก็จะคุยๆ บ้าง แต่ถ้าอยู่กับเธอ บางทีพี่ต้องเงียบอยู่ตั้งเป็น 10 กว่านาที เพราะไม่มีจังหวะพูดแทรกเธอเลยแม้แต่แอะเดียว! 
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