Funny Poem (กลอนตลกฝรั่ง)
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>Roses are red, violets are blue >Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. >Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too >Not in a cage but laughing at you. > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Twinkle twinkle little star >You should know what you are >And once you know what you are >Mental hospital is not so far. > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >The rain makes all things beautiful. >The grass and flowers too. >If rain makes all things beautiful >Why doesn't it rain on you? > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >I wrote your name on sand it got washed. >I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. >then ~ I wrote your name on my heart > And I got a heart attack straight away > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > God saw me hungry, HE created pizza. > HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi > HE saw me in dark, HE created light > HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > When your life is in darkness, pray to God > ask him to free you from darkness > and if after you pray, > you're still in darkness, > please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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Create Date : 24 ธันวาคม 2551 |
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