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วันนี้มาแนวตลก ทะลึ่ง ตึงตัง
วิธีเรียนภาษาให้จำเร็ว ฮ่า ฮ่า ฮ่า......(ใช้เรียนเองไม่ได้สอนเด็ก ๆ ที่มาเรียนด้วยนะคะ
* 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful , Responsible , Energetic , Adorable ,
Sweet , Truthful and Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
* Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy's hand......
* Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"
Last but not least
Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs
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