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Sexual Calorie Counter

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently no body had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are pround to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.............................................12 Calories
Without her consent.......................................187 Calories

OPENING HER CLOTHES:
With both hands................................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................................12 Calories
With your teeth................................................85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With on erection................................................6 Calories
Without an erection........................................315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.....................................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.................................315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.....................................................12 Calories
69 lying down................................................78 Calories
69 standing up...............................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow.................................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................................326 Calories
Italian Chandelier...........................................912 Calories

ORGASMIC:
Real..............................................................112 Calories
False.............................................................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging......................................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...................................................36 Calories
Explaning why you got out of bed immediately...................816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old....................................36 Calories
30-39 years.........................................80 Calories
40-49 years.......................................124 Calories
50-59 years.......................................972 Calories
60-69 years......................................2916 Calories
70 and over......................................Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................................................................32 Calories
In a hurry.............................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door........................1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........................3521 Calories

Create Date : 21 กุมภาพันธ์ 2550

Last Update : 21 กุมภาพันธ์ 2550 22:58:30 น.

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