There's a time when you watch some 80+ minutes of incoherent piece of crap and you wondered "What the hell am I watching?” That feeling is not going to stick with you long enough to feel the pain. Because it will be soon over before you know. But at the rate of 140+ minutes, you've got to ask yourself again with a different question. "Why the hell am I watching this?" is more like it. "Southland Tales" will definitely give a chance to you to ask this kind of question.
I'm not going to give you a synopsis of this film, because there's none. "Southland Tales" simply goes all over the place. There's a bunch of character who constantly ranting about their political aspect (seemed like Neo-Marxism versus Conservative). And once in a while, they’re described by god-like narrator and one of the character in the movie (played by Justin Timberlake) who keep quote a phase from the book of revelation as if it got something to do with the plot (even if it is, I failed to see it).
Speaking of the cast, their acting are ranging from mediocre to awful. In his first so-called "serious role", Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tried so hard to prove us that he's capable to do something different from his usual gig. But unfortunately, I think he just didn't really get this film (who can) and end up thinking to himself “what the hell am I doing?” in many scenes. One the other hand, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sean William Scott and Justin Timberlake are other famous name that completely amateurish by comparison. Especially our own Buffy, Sarah Michelle Gellar who act like this is just her first movie.
Make no mistake about it, I think the director (Richard Kelly) is indeed intelligent and capable to handle such a complex project like this. His previous film, "Donnie Darko" proves to be one hell of a wild ride that succeeds in so many levels. But maybe his reputation is now succumbed by his own ultra-ego. In 2006, he mistakenly released "Donnie Darko: Director's Cut" which adding a LOT of explanation into already perfect film. The result is not only create a speculation whether he really understand his own work or not, but also an insulting to his royal fans.
And speaking of his fans, it linked to the worst crime that Richard Kelly did to his film, and that is he made this movie entirely for himself while caring less about something called "audience". I can see what massages Kelly wanted to say (post - 9/11 anxiety, desperate act to find substitute fuel, absurdity of teenage generation in TV-programs and etc.), but I don’t understand why he has to work on it so hard to explain them. It's like he wants to challenge us to create our own theory (like Donnie Darko), but in the meantime he wouldn't allow us go near the core of his movie. But, in the end, I might have one mutual feeling with a director about one phase in this movie "This is the way the world end, not with a whimper, but with a bang", yes I agree with you, Richard Kelly.
BloodyMonday Rating: 3/4 (judging from director’s ambition) 1/4 (judging from quality of final product)
You could have brain tumor by watching this contaminated turd. Nothing in Gentlemen Broncos pays off, it’s incoherent mess, and chock-full of incredibly annoying characters. You will not only loath this movie, but it also makes you want to punch someone who responsible for this abomination in the face.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Imagine if Akira got Live-Action treatment by... say Alfonso Cuarón, you know how awesome it might be? That’s what happened to "Fantastic Mr. Fox". Wes Anderson's auteur perfectly captured the quirkiness and blissful tone of the material. Its stop-motion technique might be a little crude and... somewhat unsophisticated, but that's the charm of it. You’ll feel like pop-up book unveiled before your eyes. This is an exceptional animation of the year.
Up in the Air is a blockbuster movie for people who think blockbuster movies are dumb, as it chock full of brilliantly written dialogue, and acting showcase for three talented actors (especially star-making turn by Anna Kendrick). But in the end, there's little to love, not so much story to chew on (plus disappointing third act), and no real connection to the meaning of human interaction as it intended to be.
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I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
Cliché-ridden plot about a bunch of annoying characters get together in one idiotic circumstance, "I Love You, Beth Cooper" is shameless exploitation & biggest insult to 80s teen flicks. It's like memorizing magic trick from internet, hoping to perform like David Copperfield. Neither sense of wonder nor magic flare happens here. Only good thing is, it makes me wanna cleanse my soul with genuine 80s teen movie night marathon.
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Everybody's Fine (2009)
Meh. The movie serious lack of originality & characters development. Only Robert De Niro comes out fine in this schmaltzy, "Lifetime" movie-of-the-week plot.
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Paper Heart (2009)
Twee delight... That's only two words I can think of right now.
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Adam (2009)
A perfect companion to Mary & Max (one of the best animation of 2009), Adam is star-crossed love story (pun intended) between Adam, Asperger's Syndrome bearer, and Beth, free spirit woman. The picture wouldn’t be this intimate without stunning performance by Hugh Dancy. On the other hand, the lack of depth on why Beth would love someone like Adam, preventing me from wholeheartedly embraces her choice in the end (which is nice & perfect but requires a leap of faith). Otherwise, this is touching romantic film, which putting its feet firmly on the ground, making the world full of hope and seems nicer place to live.
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The Invention of Lying (2009)
Expected to be like “Click” or “Yes Man”, where high-concept plot turned into endless gags, with moral lesson (forcefully) shoving down your throat. But "The Invention of Lying" is thinking man’s film. The whole concept is not seeing how first lying man exploits the ability. But it's about him finding the way not to lie, in order to find genuine happiness. Great stuff.
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Give ‘Em Hell Malone (2009)
This is one damn frustrating experience. It’s like watching an infant trying to stand up and walk. They would take a few steps then fall their asses. In fact, kiddie film like “Bugsy Malone” has done better job paying a tribute to film noir than this borefest.
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Zombieland (2009)
ถ้าอังกฤษมีหนังซอมบี้ฮาแตกอย่าง Shaun of the Dead แล้ว ทำไมอเมริกาจะมีบ้างไม่ได้... Zombieland คือการผสมผสานระหว่างบรรดาหนังซอมบี้เก่าๆ เข้ากับทัศนคติของคนสร้างที่อาจดูหนังแนวนี้มากเกินความจำเป็น จนสามารถสร้างหนังซอมบี้ที่เข้าใจสิ่งที่ตัวเองเป็น และเล่นสนุกไปกับกฏพื้นฐานของซอมบี้ได้อย่างเต็มที่ ทั้งนี้ทั้งนั้นต้องยกความดีให้สี่นักแสดงนำ โดยเฉพาะ วู้ดดี้ ฮาเรลสัน (เขาเกิดมาเพื่อบทนี้) ที่ช่วยกันสร้างมนต์เสน่ห์ ให้กับการเดินทางในโลกไร้มนุษย์ได้อย่างเต็มที่
หนังมีไอเดียกิ๊บเก๋ ทำออกมาได้สนุกสนานสไตล์ซิตคอมอังกฤษ โดยเฉพาะการนำกฏเหล็กต่างๆจากหนังที่เกี่ยวกับการท่องเวลา (ดูเหมือนว่า Back to the Future จะเป็นแรงบรรดาลใจหลัก) มาปู้ยี้ปู้ยำอย่างเมามัน ถึงแม้ว่าตลอดเวลาการรับชมจะให้ความรู้สึก เหมือนตัวเองกำลังดูซีรี่ย์ทางโทรทัศน์ แต่มันก็คือตอนที่ฮาที่สุดของซีซั่น แถมเอฟเฟ็คที่ใช้ก็มีคุณภาพจนคาดไม่ถึง
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Looking for Eric (2009)
มีความรู้สึกว่าหนังเรื่องนี้มองโลกในแง่ดีเกินบรรยากาศโดยรวม จริงอยู่ว่าทุกสิ่งทุกอย่างที่ลงเอยด้วยดีในตอนสุดท้ายนั้น สามารถสร้างความสุขและรอยยิ้มให้กับคนดู แต่จากสถานการณ์ในเรื่องและบริบทที่เกิดขึ้นก่อนหน้านี้ มันยากที่จะทำใจเชื่อในสิ่งที่เห็น โดยเฉพาะพล็อตรองเกี่ยวกับปืน ซึ่งถ้าถูกตัดออกไปและหนังยังดำเนินเรื่องอย่างที่เป็นอยู่ Looking for Eric ก็น่าจะเป็นหนังฟีลกู้ดที่อบอุ่นที่สุดเรื่องหนึ่งของปีเลยทีเดียว
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